"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
my motto is “you’re always the cutest person in the room when you’re the only person in the room”
"Margaret why don’t we talk anymore”
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is